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Subject: JOKES
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jhalak 15.09.10 - 09:47am
post ur jokes here... *
jhalak 16.09.10 - 08:03am
Santa raat ko uth kr torch ki roshni mein kuch dekh raha tha. Banta-ye kya kr raha hai? Santa-kuch ni yaar mai ye dekh raha tha k tune light ka b*tton off kiya hai k nai!!!! *
romeio.1 16.09.10 - 08:11am
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rafeeq02 16.09.10 - 08:14am
..romio... *
jhalak 16.09.10 - 11:00am
wo aaye meri kabar pr diye jala gaye...wo aaye meri kabar pr diye jala gaye...
AUR BACHA HUA TEL APNE SIR PAR LAGA GAYE!!!! *
romeio.1 16.09.10 - 11:17am
Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?
Banta:koi fark nai,
Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.
*
romeio.1 16.09.10 - 11:27am
Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?
Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book. *
jhalak 17.09.10 - 06:09am
santa banta ne mil kar petrol pump khola pr koi bhi petrol bharwane ni aaya batao kyu????
KYUKI PETROL PUMP 1ST FLOOR PAR THA!!!!!! *
gillguy 17.09.10 - 07:31am
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece
It is divided into 2 parts:-
Left and Right
In Left nothing is right and in Right nothing is left... *
jhalak 17.09.10 - 08:26am
kaash tumhare chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote...kaash tumhare chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..
CHAAND TO TUM HO HI SITAARE BHI SAATH HOTE!!!!! *
0.pari.0 17.09.10 - 12:36pm
Galilieo used to stdy in small lamp.. !
Graham Bell used to stdy in candle light.. !
Shakespear used to stdy in street light.. !
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muje ye samaj me nahi aata ke.. ye sab din me kya krte the.. !!p
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shaikh07 17.09.10 - 03:13pm
EK OLD WOMEN BACHPAN ME MAR GAEE. *
0.pari.0 20.09.10 - 02:03pm
Kid : Aunty, mummy ne chini magvayi he.. !
Aunty : achha bete, aur kuch kaha mummy ne.. ?!
Kid : ha, kaha.. agar woh kamini na de to, pinky aunty se le aana.. ! ..
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jhalak 20.09.10 - 02:08pm
hum tere ghar par roj roj aayenge....hum tere ghar par roj roj aayenge....hum tere ghar par roj roj aayenge
GHANTI BAJAYENGE AUR BHAAG JAAYENGE!!!! *
rafeeq02 20.09.10 - 02:17pm....pari ...ji ...aunty ki to wt lag gai .....
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romeio.1 20.09.10 - 02:30pm
Beti : Me Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Papa : Besaram,Kya Keh Rahi He ?
Beti : Aap Ne Hi To Kaha tha Jab tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati Aap 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaoge. *
smam 20.09.10 - 02:58pm
SANTA ...doctos sahab mujhe roz countiusly qawab aarahe hai e bandar daily ek football match khel rahe hai.doctor..ok ye goli abhi lelo aaj se qawab aane band hojayenge.santa:dr sahab kal lunga.dr:kyoun santa .:kyounke aaj to final hai *
0.pari.0 21.09.10 - 12:59pm
Two frnds, who hadn't seen each other in sevrl yrs.. met on d street.. !
1st : whom r u working for now.. ?
2nd : same people.. my wife n 4 children.. ! ..
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rafeeq02 21.09.10 - 01:27pm
....romio....smam...n...pari......hahaha... *
gillguy 22.09.10 - 07:08am
Hum unki gali se nikley ajeeb ittefaq tha...
Hum unki gali se nikley ajeeb ittefaq tha...
Unhone phool pheka gamla bhi saath tha... *
0.pari.0 22.09.10 - 05:34pm
Beutiful girls dont hv intrest in study.. !
u knw why.. ?
coz.. they knws.. duniya ke kisi na kisi kone me.. koi na koi..
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gadha.. unke liye jarur padh raha hoga.. ! ..
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strang 23.09.10 - 04:06am
Ek ladke ka paaun phisal gaya aur wo ek gadhe k samne gir gaya.
Ladki ne kaha: apne bade bhai k samne gir gaye?
Ladka:nahi, bhabhi ji bhayyaa ka aashirwad le raha tha! ! !
He he! *
zeeenat 23.09.10 - 05:15am
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0.pari.0 23.09.10 - 01:04pm
Teacher : at ur age Einstain ranked first.. what about u boys.. ?
Student : at your age Hitler commited sucide.. what about u sir.. ?!! ..
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romeio.1 24.09.10 - 09:16am
Degree Of Girls:-
B.A -- Beautiful Angel
B.E -- Beautiful Eyes...
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B.Sc -- Beautiful structure
LL.B -- Long Legged Beauty
B.Com -- Beautiful Communicator
C.A -- Completely Awful
C.S -- Completely s*xy
M.B.A -- Married But Awesome!!! =D *
suraj242 24.09.10 - 09:26am
wow great bro . . . Very good. I like it *
romeio.1 24.09.10 - 09:30am
Teacher- What is Ur Father?
SANTA- I.C.S In Summer & P.C.S In Winter
Tchr-What?
SNTA- Icecrem Seller In Summer& Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
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romeio.1 24.09.10 - 09:30am
..Suraj *
romeio.1 24.09.10 - 09:32am
Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??
Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !! =D *
zeeenat 24.09.10 - 09:37am
Bhikhari- saab, parivaar se bichhud gaya hu... milne k liye 150 rupye de do.
saab- kahan hai tera parivaar?
bhikhari- saamne multiplex me DABANGG dekh rahe hain sab. *
vicky12 24.09.10 - 09:38am
dnt del romi bro.
Nice joke. 
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zeeenat 24.09.10 - 09:40am
Teacher- konsa parinda sabse tej udtaa he?
boy- Hathi...
Teacher- nalayak, yahi seekha tune,, kya karta he tera baap?
boy- wo mumbai ka don he.
Teacher- sabaash,,, hathi sahi jawab he. *
suraj242 24.09.10 - 09:46am
Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED l*cking THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES. *
suraj242 24.09.10 - 09:47am
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPERANSWER IN BRIEF. *
suraj242 24.09.10 - 09:57am
Ladka: Hey bhagwan! Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.frnd bana do
Bhagawan: Ghar jao beta,Samajhdar ladki kabhi boyfrnd nai banati.. *
zeeenat 24.09.10 - 09:58am *
strang 24.09.10 - 05:45pm
Sb se chota joke!
Ek buddhiya apne bachpan me hi mar gai....
Hehehe *
zeeenat 25.09.10 - 05:46am
issey bhi chhota joke
2 sardar playing chess *
strang 25.09.10 - 12:16pm
He he ! He !
Ha ha
ha ha ha! *
mahfooz 25.09.10 - 12:21pm
sab se chota magar bahot bada joke...do ladkiyan ek sath khamosh baithi hain..hahahahah *
0.pari.0 26.09.10 - 05:59am
Ek sharaabi Sadhu Baba se takra gaya.. !
Sadhu Baba : Oh murakh thahr, mai tuje shrap deta hu.. !
Sharaabi : Roko Babaji, mai glass lekr aata hu.. !! ..
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gillguy 28.09.10 - 10:01am
Teacher : Apne father ka naam batao english me?
Student : Beautiful red underwear.
Teacher : What nonsense? Hindi me batao.
Student : Sunder lal chadda. *
gillguy 28.09.10 - 11:11am
what is education????
according to section 56(b) of students act, 1932 its the process of wasting 1/4th time of your life in learning how to waste the remaining 3/4th time. *
romeio.1 29.09.10 - 07:51am
Insan sub se zyada mafi kis se mangta h?
BOSS k samne?
WIFE k samne?
GIRL Frnd k samne?
Nahi?
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Phir
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Bhikari k samne
Maff Karo Baba,Aage Jao..... *
rafeeq02 29.09.10 - 09:24am
hmmm...romio..muje maaf kardo........
.:p dont mind *
zeeenat 29.09.10 - 09:52am
Pagal ki 4 nishaniya
1- right hand me mobile pakadna
2- anguthe se b*tton dabana
3- msg padhke muskarana
4- fir sochna ki kisko bheju. *
pakpress 29.09.10 - 10:26am or jis k paas mobile nai hai us ki pagal hone ki kia nishani ho gi :P *
jhalak 29.09.10 - 07:08pm
meri nazrein unse mili kya ajeeb itefaaq tha....meri nazrein unse mili kya ajeeb itefaaq tha,......UNHONE *PHOOL TO PHEKA PAR GAMLA BHI SAATH THA* *
romeio.1 1.10.10 - 07:56pm
Koi Diwani Apko Hr Tarf Dhund Rhi He,
Apke Vzud ko Bekrari Se Puch Rhi He,
Khuda Apko Slamat rkhe,
Suna He Mayawatiji Apne Liye Dulha Dhund Rhi He.. *
romeio.1 1.10.10 - 07:58pm
Girl Demand For Ice Cream..
Boy Purchased it..
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only Thank U?
Girl: U Want KiS Na?
Boy:Chup Kar!! Aadhi Ice Cream De Mujhe. *
romeio.1 1.10.10 - 07:59pm
Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata
*
