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Subject: JOKES
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vicky12 5.03.11 - 03:18am
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0.pari.0 5.01.14 - 05:18am
Wife.. Aasmaan Me Taaro Ko Dekhte Hue.. Husband Se..
Woh kaunsi cheez hai.. Jo roz tum dekh to sakte ho.. Lekin laa nahi sakte.. ?!
Husband.. Padosan.. !! 
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vicky12 5.01.14 - 07:58am
hahahaha
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pakpress 5.01.14 - 09:42am
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0.pari.0 7.01.14 - 11:20am
Men..
Jo Nark Me Bhi Mile To Kahe..
Abey.. Yamraj Ki Beti Dekhi.. Aag Hai Aag.. !
Women..
Who Go To Heaven And Say..
Apsara Dekhi.. No Dressing Sence At All.. !!
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tml_girl 3.02.14 - 03:28am
Santa's Son Was Filling An Application Form..
Son : Papa.. Mother Tounge Kya Likhu..?!
Santa : Likhde.. Very Long And Uncontrollable..!!
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vicky12 3.02.14 - 04:26am
Kya baat hai tg aakka... Tussi chha gaye. *
tml_girl 3.02.14 - 10:31am
HeHe.. Vicky Anna..
Doctor : Do Excersise Daily.. For Good Health..!
Santa : I Play.. Cricket.. Football.. Daily..!
Doctor : How Long Do You Play..?!
Santa : Untill The Battery Of My Mobile.. Goes Down..!!
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tml_girl 4.02.14 - 03:34pm
An Elderly Gentleman Was On The Operating Table.. Awaiting Surgery.. And He Insisted That His Son In Law.. A Renowned Surgeon.. Perform The Operation..
As He Was About To Get The Anaesthesia.. He Asked To Speak To His Son In Law..
'' Yes Dad.. What Is It..? ''
'' Don't Be Nervous Son.. Do Your Best And Just Remember.. If It Dosn't Go Well.. If Something Happens To Me.. Your Mother In Law Is Going To Come.. And Live With You..! ''
The Surgery Was A Great Success..!!
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vicky12 6.02.14 - 03:53am
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai.. *
vicky12 6.02.14 - 03:54am
Girl:meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
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vicky12 6.02.14 - 03:55am
Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customefr gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do..... *
tml_girl 6.02.14 - 06:40am
HaHaHa.. HaHaHa
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tml_girl 8.02.14 - 12:28pm
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tml_girl 12.02.14 - 11:08am
Banta : Yaar Ye..
SENT MESSAGE.. Kya Hota Hai..?!
Santa : Abey Ghochu.. Saale Bevakuf Gadhe.. Teri Wajah Se Hi Log.. Hum Sardaro Par Haste Hai.. SENT MESSAGE.. Ka Matlab Hota Hai.. Khushbu Wala Message..!! 
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tml_girl 15.02.14 - 11:49am
Once Rajnikant Was The Guest Contestant In KBC..
Amitabh says : Computerji..
Rajnikantji Ko Pehla Prashn Pychiye.. !
Computer : Mai Lifeline Use Karna Chahta hu.. !!
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tml_girl 15.02.14 - 11:59am
Who Can Stop.. More Than 50 Cars.. With One Hand.. ?!
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Traffic Police.. !!
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Har Baar Rajinikant Thodina Hoga.. !! 
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tml_girl 18.02.14 - 12:14pm
5 Years Old boy : I Love You Mom.. !
Mom : Aww.. I Love You Too.. Beta.. !
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16 Years Old Boy : I Love You Mom.. !
Mom : Sorry Beta.. I Have No Money.. !
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25 Years Old Boy : I Love You Mom.. !
Mom : Kon Hai.. Kahan Rehti Hai Woh.. Kya Naam Hai.. ?!
Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai.. !
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35 Years Old Man : Mom I Love You.. !
Mom : Beta.. Pehle Hi Bola Tha.. Uss Chudel Se Shaadi Mat Karna.. !
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45 Years Old Man : Mom I Love You.. !
Mom : Beta.. Mai Koi Bhi Paper Sign Nahi Karugi..!
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tml_girl 1.03.14 - 10:35am
Father ; Tumhara Result Ka Kya Hua.. ?!
Son : Head Master Ka Beta Fail Hua.. !
Father : Aur Tum.. ?!
Son : Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Hua.. !
Father : Aur Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua..?!
Son : Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya.. !
Father : Kamine Mai Tere Result Ke Baare Me Puch Raha Hu..
Son : To Aap Kaunse Rajnikant Ho.. Aap Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya.. !!
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tml_girl 4.03.14 - 05:47pm
Char Dosto Ki Azeeb Kahani..
Anta Singh.. Banta Singh.. Canta Singh.. aur Danta Singh 4 Dost the..
charo ne mil kar petrol pump khola lekin ek bhi customer nahi aaya.. pata hai kyu..? coz.. unhone petrol pump first floor par khola tha.. !
fir charo ne usi floor par ek restaurant khola ..fir bhi koi customer waha nahi aaya.. pata hai kyu..? coz.. unhone petrol pump ka board nahi hataya.. !
fie charo ne restaurant bech Kar un paiso se ek taxi kharidi.. but unko ek bhi sawari nahi mili.. pata hai kyu.. ? coz.. roz taxi me 2 dost aage aur 2 dost piche baith kar sawari dhundhte the.. !
ek din taxi kharab ho gayi.. charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.. but taxi wahi ki wahi rahi.. pata hai kyu..? coz.. 2 aage se aur 2 piche se taxi ko dhakka de rahe the.. !
fir charo ne ek bachhe ko kidnap kiya aur bachhe se kaha.. ghar ja aur apne baap se 5 lakh rupiye le kar aa.. nahi lekar aaya to hum tuze jaan se maar denge..
bacha ghar gaya aur uske baap ne..
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5 laakh rupiye bachhe ke sath bhej bhi diye.. pta hai kyu.. ?
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coz.. woh bachha santa singh ka beta tha.. !!
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tml_girl 7.03.14 - 07:32am
Wife (angrily) : I Dont't Belive This.. You Forgot My Birthday Again.. How Can You Do This.. ? 
Husband : Huni.. How Can You Expect Me To Remember Your Birthday.. When You Never Look Older.. !
Wife Clears Her Throat And Smile..
Sachhi Jaanu.. !! 
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@ Vicky Anna.. anni ke haatho pitayi se bachne ka Idiya Bura Nai Hoti.. :p
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vicky12 12.03.14 - 01:41pm
Oye TG AKKA 
I jaanti ke U alvais I ke vaat lagane ke chakkar me hoti:P
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tml_girl 12.03.14 - 04:44pm
ummm.. anna..
i itti buri nai hoti..
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tml_girl 19.03.14 - 04:35pm
A Gujju Lady Visited A Bar For The First Time.. !
She Sat On The Table In Front Of The Bartender.. !
A Guy.. At Her Left Ordered.. Jack Daniels Single.. !
A Guy.. At Her Right Ordered.. Johnny Walker.. Single.. !
The Bartender Looked
At The Lady.. Said..
You Maam.. ?!
Lady Replied.. Shantiben Patel.. Married.. !!
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tml_girl 19.03.14 - 04:50pm
Plane Ke Land Hote Hi Sardarji Jor Jor Se Chillane Lage.. Oye Banglore Aaya.. Banglore Aaya.. Balle Balle.. !
Air Hostess.. Sir ji.. Please B Silent.. !
Sardarji.. Ok ji.. Oye.. Anglore Aaya.. Anglore Aaya.. Alle Alle.. !!
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tml_girl 15.04.14 - 07:52am
RAJNIKANTH SPECIAL..
Rajnikanth Went To
The World Cooking Championship.. !
Ofcourse Rajnikanth Won.. But Guess What Did He Make In The Final.. ?!
Laal Mirch Ki Meethi Kheer.. !
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Rajnikanth Is The Only Person In The World.. Who Can Make His Girl Friend.. Admit Her Mistakes.. !
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When Alexander Graham Bell First Used His Telephone.. He Realized That.. He Already Had 2 Missed Calls From Rajnikanth.. !
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Roger Federer : I Know Everything About Tennis.. Ask Anything.. I Will Answer.. !
Rajnikanth : Dude.. How Many Holes Are There In The Net.. ?!! ....
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0.pari.0 4.05.14 - 10:23am
Saas.. Bahu Se : Uth Ja Kambakht.. Dekh Suraj Kabka Nikal Aaya Hai.. !
Bahu : Relax Mom.. Woh Sota Bhi To Muzse Pehle Hai.. !!
ATTiTUDE ROCKZ..
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0.pari.0 22.05.14 - 06:43pm
Definition Of Escalator..
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Mai Thehri Rahi.. Zameen Chalne Lagi.. !! ....
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vicky12 23.05.14 - 05:34amKaash ke ye Escalators har jagah lagaaye jaate. Chalneki jaroorat nahi padati aur na joote ghis jaate...:D
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0.pari.0 23.05.14 - 08:31am
HeHe.. Bro
Fir.. Reebok.. Adidas
Aur Bata Wale Kya Karing.. ?!!
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0.pari.0 28.05.14 - 06:52pm
SAMSUNG Launching
Rajnikanth 'R' Series
In 2014.. !
Features..
20 SIMS
Battery Standby.. 1 Year
1000 GB Memory
100 Megapixels Camera
TV
Oven
Washing Machine
Fridge
AC
Mini AK-47
Mini Rocket Launcer
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The New Special Feature 24 G... In Which You Can Meet The Person.... And Talk Directly.. !! ...
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0.pari.0 30.05.14 - 06:44pm
WAR IN AMERiCA ....
ROBERT : America Me WAAR Ho Gaya Boss !
AJiT : US Me Kya rakha Hai Blaady Fool.. India Me To Roz WAAR Hota Hai.. !
AJiT : Bolo Kaise.. ?!
ROBERT : Nahi Malum Boss.. !
AJiT : Arre Ulloo..
SOMWAAR
MANGALWAAR
BUDHWAAR ....
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0.pari.0 1.06.14 - 02:20pm
Ek Baar........... America Japan Aur........ India Ke Police Officers Me Behas Ho Gayi.. Ke Kaun Sabse Badhiya Hai.. ?!
Akhir.. Yeh Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaaye
To Competition Me.... Ek Sher Ko Jungle Me Chhor Diya Gaya..
America Ki Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar... Sher Ko Pakad Liya.. !
Sher Ko.. Phir Jungle Me Chhora Gaya.. Aur Japan Ki Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja..
Japan Ki Police Ne Sirf
5 Ghante Mein Sher Ko Pakad Liya.. !
Sher Ko Phir Jungle Me Chhora Gaya.. Ab Indian Police gayi.. !
Indian Police.. 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi..
To Sabhi Officers.. Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Me Gaye..
Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki....... Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi.. Aur Bol Rahi Thi..
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Kabool Kar Saale.. Ke Tu Hi Sher Hai.. !! ...
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0.pari.0 2.06.14 - 12:09pm
Munna Bhai : Yar Circuit Mai Soch Raha Hoon Ke Shaadi Kar Lu.. !
Circuit : Bhai... Pagal Ho Gaye Ho Kya.. ? Ghar Se Kyu Haath Dhona Chahte Ho.. Bhai.. ?!
Munna Bhai : Abe Shaadi Kar Raha Hoon... Is Mein Ghar Se.. Hath Dhone Ka Kya Matlab.. ?!
Circuit : Bhai.. Biwi Ghar Bech Degi.. !
Munna Bhai : Abe... Tu Pagal Ho Gaya Hai Kya Woh Ghar Kyu Bechegi Bhala.. Ha.. ?!
Circuit : Bhai.... Bole To Phoolwali.. Phool Bechti Hai.... Sabziwali... Sabzi Bechti Hai.. To Gharwali Ghar Nahi Bechegi Kya.. !
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0.pari.0 3.06.14 - 03:19am
Once A Bookseller Was Conducting... A Market Survey.. !
Asked A Woman..
Mam... Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life.. ?!
The Woman Replied..
My Husband's Cheque Book.. !! .....
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0.pari.0 3.06.14 - 08:13am
Dharam ji : Sunny Bete Mai Yeh Kya Sun Raha Hoon..? .... 
Sunny : Papa Sab Jooth Hai.. Maa Kasam.. Film J!SM 2 Me.... Mai Nahi Hoon.. !! ....
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0.pari.0 3.06.14 - 01:09pm
RAJNIKANT...... V/s
SANTA THE JUNIOR
Opening Question For Both In A Competition
What Is Half of 8.. ?!
Rajnikant : It Is.. 4.. !
Jr.Santa : Depend Karta Hai... Agar Horizontally Half Karo To 0....... Aur Vertically Karo To 3.. !!
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Rajnikant Lost.. ! ...
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Hunh....... Vadda Aaya Rajnikanta.. ! ....
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE SARDAR'S INTELLIGENCE
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0.pari.0 3.06.14 - 06:32pm
Exam Question..
How To Kill An Ant.. ? (10 Marks)
Student Answer..
Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar... And Keep That Outside The Ants Home After Eating That.... Ant Will Search For... Water Somewhere Near Water Tank.. Push Ant In To It Now Ant Will Go To Dry Herself Near Fire.. When It Reaches Near Fire Put A Bomb In To Fire.. Then You Admit Wounded Ant In ICU.. Remove Oxygen Mask... From Its Mouth And Kill The bl00dy Ant..!
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10 Marks Ke Liye.. Hum To Teacher Ko Bhi Maar De... Cheenti Kya Cheez Hai.. !! .......
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0.pari.0 9.06.14 - 06:16pm
MUMMY SE PITNE KE BAAD..
Son : Papa Aap Kabhi Pakistan Gaye The.. ?
Papa : Nahi Beta.. !
Son : Afghanistan.. ?
Papa : Nahi.. Kyu.. ?!
Son : To Phir.. Aap Ye Aatankwadi Item Kaha
Se Utha Laaye.. !!
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