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Subject: Rajnikant jokes
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zeeenat 16.12.10 - 07:43am
Mind it... Its Rajnikant.
Aajkal sabke mobile me ek se ek Rajnikant jokes aa rahe hain... Plz wo jokes share kijiye sabke sath.
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zeeenat 16.12.10 - 07:47am
When Rajnikant switches on his AC without closing his door.
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winter starts in india.
Happy winter. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 07:50am
..Once Rajnikant parti ted in bike race.
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Dont even try to guess.
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Rajnikant won the race in neutral gear. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 07:52am
Once Rajnikant taught a child how to open the door without ringing a bell.
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Today that child known as Inspector DAYA of CID. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:01am
Amma-- Beta Rajni,, solar heater se pani garam nahi ho raha hai.
Rajnikant-- yana raskala... ruk amma,, mein abhi suraj theek kar ke aata hoon. *
rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 08:02am
..haaa haaaa....suraj thik hogaya hoga *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:27am
Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in monsoon
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Rain stopped due to play. *
mahfooz 16.12.10 - 08:30am
zeee agar ye topic rajni ne dekha to socho wo tumhara kya haal karega...
....hahaha ye bhi 1 joke hai.... *
mahfooz 16.12.10 - 08:33am
rajni kant in big boss house....
day 1st....rajnikant chahte hain k big boss confession room me aye.....hahahahahaaha *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:39am
Good one mahfooz....
Hoga kya,, Ranji chennai me baith ke phoonk marega aur main india se bahar ja ke girungi. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:41am
Rajni was born on 30th february.... since then February decided not to give this date to anyone else :p *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:44am
Japan me itne Bhuukamp ( earthquack ) kyu aate hain ?
Kyoki Rajnikant wahan apna mobile bhool kar aa gaya aur wo mobile Vibration mode me hai. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:49am
Rajnikant went to cooking championship....
offcourse he won but guess what he made there.?
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Laal mirch ki meethi kheer. *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:56am
Rajni Mania:
Rajni has a tarrace in his ba t.
Rajni once kicked football. Its revolved around the sun. we called it Pluto.
Rajni can charge his charger with his mobile.
The missing part of the APPLE INC logo was eaten by Rajni.
Intel's new tagline. ''Rajni inside''
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs.
Rajni got bullet shot yesterday... Today is the bullets funeral, *
zeeenat 16.12.10 - 08:58am
Ek baar Rajnikant chennai ke beech par ghoom raha tha... usne apne pairo se ek patthar ke tukde ko kick kiya... Aajkal wo tukda Sri Lanka ke naam se jana jata hai. *
rashid18 16.12.10 - 09:29am
Boy-Mummy Mummy
woh Dekho Tuta hua Tara,
Mom:-Nahi re Beta,
Aaj kal Koi Bharosa Nhi,
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Patthar Feka Hoga 'Rajnikant' Ne... *
rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 09:46am
tum logo ne wat laga di...rajnikaaant ki...
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mahfooz 16.12.10 - 10:20am
rajnikant is so upset....becoz of jokes made on him....n he decided to make afilm......named....
my name is rajnikant n i m not sardar.... *
rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 11:18am
..A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano. *
rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 11:19am
Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia the encyclopedia...
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rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 11:20am
May you have so much money that even Rajnikant cant count it...
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rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 11:22am
Breaking news: NASA doesnt exists anymore.Rajnikant bought rockets, satellites and all of it for diwali crackers.....
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rafeeq02 16.12.10 - 11:25am
Rajneekant...cigret jalate hove....
Is se bada joke mene aaj tak nai dekha... *
xuploadx 16.12.10 - 11:42am
Pyramids were the Geomatry workshop of Rajnikant. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:35am
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zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:39am
New search engine
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zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:40am
When GOD is shocked he exclaims Oh my Rajnikaant! *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:40am
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. After deleting files rajni doesnt send them to recycle bin, he sends them to HELL *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:41am
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:42am
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:42am
.Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:43am
Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:43am
..Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:44am
The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her and now shes Miss Pooja. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:44am
Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:45am
Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:46am
Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the
speed of Rajinikanth. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:47am
.Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonalds, and got it. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:47am
Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the t*tle wouldnt make any sense. *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 08:47am
.Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. *
rafeeq02 17.12.10 - 09:04am
kuch hona..ho...rajnikant ne...hamare chehra..par muskurahat zarur lai hai....
Phone dekh kar hasna aaraha hai...
Public..muje dikh kar has rahi ke...namuna..phone me dekh kar kyo has raha hai... *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 02:20pm
Think, whose name start with this letter?
yes, Rajnikant.... aur koi aisa hai he nahi jiske naam se ye logo banta... *
zeeenat 17.12.10 - 02:31pm
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zeeenat 17.12.10 - 02:34pm
Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors cant be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybodys surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
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zeeenat 17.12.10 - 02:35pm
....Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
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zeeenat 17.12.10 - 02:43pm
1. Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter n he plays all the 140 characters.
2. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
4. Rajni's email address: gmail@rajnikant.com
5. Rajnikanth ate the bite from the apple logo.
6. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
7. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
8. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
11. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret.
13. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
14. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
15. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
16. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
17. Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
18. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
19. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.
20. Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
21. If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google it doesnt say, Did you mean Rajinikanth? It simply replies, Run while you still have the chance.
22. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.
23. Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
24. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name.
25. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result - He was reduced to a joke on the internet.
26. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
27. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonalds, and got it.
28. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
29. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
30. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying BANG
31. Rajinikanths calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
32. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
33. Rajinikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
34. Rajinikanth doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
35. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
36. Rajinikanth knows what women really want.
37. Rajni can strangle you with a cordless phone!
38. Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
39. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined victim as one who has encountered Rajinikanth.
40. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
41. Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.
42. When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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zeeenat 18.12.10 - 01:28pm
when Rajnikant was a student
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Teacher used to bunk classes. *
mahfooz 18.12.10 - 02:22pm
hahahaha..... *
calvin10 19.12.10 - 08:01am
Q:Laughing budhdha kise kehte h?
A: Laughing budha wo mota admi h jise
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Jise Rajanikant ne bachpan me JOkE sunaya. BECHARA AAJ TAK HANS RAHA H... *
calvin10 19.12.10 - 08:08am
BARAK OBAMA SPEECH IN USA AFTER INDIA TOUR
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Maa kasam sach bol raha hu...
Rajnikant BOMB se cigratte jalata hai... *
rafeeq02 19.12.10 - 08:09am
Rajnikaant zee se mile .... *
