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Subject: MastGupShup Police Station !!!
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pakpress 22.06.08 - 11:05am
Welcome IN MastGupShup Police Station !!!
Police Intro:
Sub InSpector PakPress !!!
Sipahi Honge Vicky Bro!!!
To Plan Kuch Aisa Hai Kay Etna Bara Forum Hai Aur Yahan Par Hum SAb Ki Bari Qeemati POst pari Huwe hein 
.... Aur Bohat Say Dushman Bhi HIan ....Sab kay Jan Aur MaL Ki Zimadari Group Founder Par Apply Hoti hai....
To Jis Member Ki Koi Shikiayat HOoOOo Koi Rafra Hooo ...Yah Kisi Nay Chera hOo Ya Tang Kiya Hooo Ya Koi Bhi Gila Hooo ... Woh Yahan MastGupShup Police Station Main Aa Kar Report Darg Kara Sakte Hein !!! 
Baqi Mulzim Ko Pakarnay Ki POri Kosish Ki Jayee Gi 
Bila Jhijhak Yahan Aayain Aur Kisi Kay Bhi KhilaF FIR Darg Karian !!! 
Hamari yeh Gari 24 Ghantay Aap Ki Khidmat Kay LIyee Hazir Rahay Gi... Aur Mulzim Bach Kay Nahi NiqaL Payee Ga!!! 
Mulzim Ko Warn karnay Kay LIyee PM Kiyee Jayian Gay Kay Woh Baaz Aa Jayee warna Us Ko Sakht SAy Sakht Saza Di Jayee Gi... 
Waiting UR FIR!! 
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0rehaan0 24.06.08 - 12:05pm
Salam sab,apna duty 24 ke liye he kya sab?ye larke larkia to sote b nai he,aise to apun ki lag jayegi WATT.
.ek new lady sipahi hona mangta he.idhar time pass b nai hota. *
pakpress 25.06.08 - 11:14am
lady police k leay advertismnt de di hai jese hi koi apply kare gi is k leay usay bharti kar k us ka poster b chipka diya jaie ga :p !!! *
zeeenat 26.06.08 - 06:20am
to all police. *
zeeenat 26.06.08 - 06:22am
he he chakkar aa rhe hain, hmm ab pakad ke dikhao. *
zeeenat 26.06.08 - 06:23am
sab police walo ko unhi k lockup me band kar dungi :) *
0rehaan0 26.06.08 - 09:18am
Hehehe,lockup me to khud band he,aur hame band karegi.ragistar no. yaad he na.Im Sipahi Rehaan. *
pakpress 26.06.08 - 10:05am qaidi no 420 khud hi agya 
ye police station hai yahan ao ge apni marzi se or jana hamari marzi se pare ga 
:P !!! *
zeeenat 13.07.08 - 02:36pm
. . Ek F.I.R likhiye hawaldar ji. Mera ek dost jiska naam Pakpress he, wo chatroom me nhi aa rha he. Usey khoj k waha bhejiye. Kaam pura hone par 5 rupya milega. Sab apas me baat lena. *
0rehaan0 13.07.08 - 04:15pm
Pakpress ki FIR likh di he,aap ko jyada der tak bahar rehne ki permission nahi he.maloom he na.zeenat *
pakpress 13.07.08 - 06:27pm
rehan bro mein agya .. zeenat se 5 rs le k 2.50 rs mje zaror dena ye na ho sab apni jeab mein thons lo :p
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pakpress 13.07.08 - 06:30pm
zeenat tens mat le re kuch prob hai solve ho jaie gi to ajaonga 
.. dil ka ilaj to tanhai mein hai :) 
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shiraaaz 15.07.08 - 01:58pm
Inspector sab pata hai mjhe sabse zyada gussa kab ata hai.jab koi mera nam galat bolta hai ya likhta hai.aur yahan kayi log hain jinmein ap bhi hain ki plz mera nam na bigarein .mere frnd ke liye shiraz na ki sheraz.mujhse badon ke liye shizzu ya bacha.aur dusron ke liye sabih.aur sheraz to kisi ke liye nahi.so chose ur categorie *
nisha792 15.07.08 - 02:04pm
Pakpress bro,mujhe complain likhani he,mere husband kafi a*se se yaha hawaldar ki duty kar rahe he.unhe chhutti do abhi.hehe
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pakpress 15.07.08 - 02:17pm
shiraz tum ne khud b to apna naam bigara houa hay 2 extra (A)
matlab shiraz nahi shiraaaz likha houa hay :) .. ohkz ab thane mein ripat likhwa di hay to koi tumhara nai bigare ga :) *
pakpress 15.07.08 - 02:20pm
Nisha g ap k mosouf husband yahan se farar ho chuke hein .. kabi kabi hi mental hospital mein un ka darshan hota hay .. kyu k wo hawaldar k sath sath dr bhi bane hue hein
:p *
shiraaaz 15.07.08 - 04:01pm
Nam available hi nahi tha to kya karta *
shiraaaz 16.07.08 - 05:53am
Inspector saab main aj 1 confession karna chahta hun apne sare frnds se chahe wo real frnd ho ya pro aur mast gupshup ke hon ki plz meri baton ko seriously lekar mjhe galat na samajhen.pro ya gupshup par main apna dimag use nai karta hun joh man mein ata hai likh deta hun.i m sorry *
0rehaan0 16.07.08 - 10:02am
Welcome shiraz,ab foran mental hospital me entry kar do,q ki aapki sahi jagah wo hi hehe. *
pakpress 16.07.08 - 11:12am shiraz koi baat nahi tension kyu lete ho .. tumhari kisi baat ko serious samajne wale ko mein 5 saal ki saza suna k hawaldar k hawale kar dunga :p .. yahan sab hi bina soche bolte hein .. waqt bachana hay to pahle bolna fir sochna pare ga 
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crickt20 1.08.08 - 03:57pm
PP sir,mujhe v F.I.R. likhwani he,mera ek dost muje chhor k pata nai kaha chala gaya he,kafi dino se talaash kar raha hu.na to chat rum me aata he,na group me.jaha b mile na pehle do dande lagana sar pe,phir mere hawale kar dena. *
pakpress 1.08.08 - 06:16pm
amir us dost ki koi nishani koi ata pata to batade police ka kaam asaan ho jaie ga *
pakpress 1.08.08 - 06:19pm befikar ho ja us ko haat lgne de 2 kia 4 dande lagaonga or murga b banaonga :p 
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crickt20 2.08.08 - 12:09pm
Wo mastgupshup group ka owner he...uski 2 aankhen,2 kaan,ek naak,2 hath,2 per he,aur wo dekh sun sakta he,dikhne me insan jesa he.muh me 29 dant he,ek juban b he.baki aur to aap khud samjhdar ho na.hehe *
pakpress 2.08.08 - 01:17pm
amir mujhe to ye koi bohat hi acha or para sa bacha lagta hai kaaaaaaash mere v 29 daant hote 
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0shabi0 2.08.08 - 01:36pm
Salam, malang sb, oho hawaldar sb muje b aik rapat likhwana hai dhakan pp k khilaf.
ab ap khud batay malang sb , oho hawaldar sb etna lamba poling kaha hota hai chalo hamari tu kher hai ab bechare tariq or kashish ka kia kasur jo un ki ezat ka faloda nikal raha hai, apse arz hai usey pakar k 4,5 dande lagao or kaho voting band kare or result nikale lolz *
crickt20 2.08.08 - 01:45pm
jyada he to tor kar 29 kar du bro.hehe kher wapas to aaye. *
pakpress 3.08.08 - 01:27pm shabi g poling result mein der is leay ho rahi hay .. k voting abhi ho rahi hay .. or ye 13 August tak hoti rahe gi .. ye to usi waqt pata chale ga kis ka falooda nikal raha hay lolz haar jeet to game k hissa hay :) 13 August ko hi Top 5 Members k sath is ka bhi result announce ho ga .. *
0shabi0 3.08.08 - 02:59pm
Salam malang g oho thanedar g,
thanko malang g bari mahnat ki apne dhakan pp ko pakarne may wo tu bhala ho apke spahi (rehan) ka jis ne kaha sab ko kharcha pani laga do kam jaldi ho jay ga hahaha *
0rehaan0 4.08.08 - 05:00am
Kharcha pani deta ja shabi,nahi to andar kar dunga.hum sipahi jara duze kisam ke hai.hahaha *
zeeenat 4.08.08 - 05:14am
FIR. Sir, my attendence is not visible in the post. It happens 3 times earlier. Please look into this matter. Necessary charges will be paid, if any. Thanks *
pakpress 4.08.08 - 08:25am
zeenat kabi kabi aysa ho jata hai .. ohk mein check karta hun .. *
sabaah 4.08.08 - 10:02pm
daa jamatay pass ho direct hawaldar ho koi mahol nai ho ap.lolz mujhe to apka pora tahna kharidna hai malango samait kyun k yahan mera ek dost qiad hai. *
pakpress 4.08.08 - 11:04pm ye thana hai koi sabji ki dukaan nai fikar nt mein hun na khub seva karunga u k dost ki :p 
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0shabi0 5.08.08 - 03:13am Salam Malang sb oho hawaldar sb,
Malang g muje aj phir rapat likhwana hai dhakan pp k khilaf, malang g, o malang g kaha gay malangggg g sipahi g lagta hai pura thana hi bik gaya hahaha, ab rapat kaha likhwana hai? *
0rehaan0 5.08.08 - 05:22am
Coin box dekha he kabhi shabi bro? paisa fekho phir tamasha dekho.har baar muft me kaam nahi hota.hahahaha
sabah ko bhi time mil gaya..
pakpress bro,main abhi bahut bore hu,koi lady sipahi nahi join karne nahi aayi? *
sabaah 5.08.08 - 08:01am
Siva nai kerwani usay baher nikalna hai yaha say.jb tak woh yaha hai roz rol kero usski lolz woh issay qabil hai samjhe pp.rehan sahib sabah ko pata he bht late chala dosto k lye uskay pas tym he tym hai lolz *
pakpress 5.08.08 - 10:56am Rehan bohat acha kia ye jo freefund khatam kar diya nahi to thane ne dewalia ho jana tha free kam kar kar k Rehan lady police ka poster tiyar hai .. jese hi koi apply kare gi us ka poster chipka dein ge .. hawaldar ye thana hay koi entertainment Club nahi
wah kia khoob dosti hay .. dosti kam or dushmani ziada lag rahi hay .. aray is thane mein chitrol nhi hoti pyar se samjaya jata hay *
sabaah 5.08.08 - 02:10pm
Report darj kerwani hai on the behalf of anudon woh apne frnd pp ko miss kerta hai .aur pp laapata hai . *
sabaah 5.08.08 - 02:13pm lakin laato k bhot baaton say kaha mante hai lolz *
zeeenat 5.08.08 - 03:44pm
F.I.R. -sabke khilaf. Arey kuch kaam waam karo. Naye mujrim lao. Thane me pitai karo. Hospital ke marij badhao. Koi case darz nhi he register me. False case banao. Paise lekar case khatam karo. Thane ka kharcha nikaalna he ki nhi ? Jaldi karo warna sabka promotion rok k demotion kar dungi. -I.G. *
pakpress 5.08.08 - 10:42pm us ko kaan se pakar yahan le ao .. banawti yadien sari nikal dunga jin se umeed thi wo to bhuul hi ge :( *
pakpress 5.08.08 - 10:45pm zeenat hawaldar rehan k hote hue thane par qabza karne ka tumhara khuwab kabi pura nai ho ga *
sabaah 6.08.08 - 12:37am mujhe kya apne police main bharti kia hai jo main logo ko kan say pakar pakar ker yaha laati piro.main to report darj kerwane aye hun bus lolz *
sabaah 6.08.08 - 12:40am zenat tum koshish jari rakho tumhara sapna zaror pora ho ga i am wid u lolz *
zeeenat 6.08.08 - 04:45am
saba. Jra samhal k. Ye kamchor policewale kuch karte to hain nhi, jo report darz karwane aata he, usi ko pakad lete hain :) *
khalid_c 6.08.08 - 06:03am
Pakpress female mulzimo ko pakadney ke liye to potice stn me female honi hi chaheyey..jaldi jaldi recruitment karo,mulzim aazad ghoom rahey hein.. *
sabaah 6.08.08 - 10:22am dont u worry zenat in police walo ko to aasi topi pehnao ge k yad keray gay lolz main aa gae hun to kam to inay ab kerna he parhay ga lolz *
crickt20 6.08.08 - 03:22pm
Ladiz n gentlemen,me aap logo ko bata dena chahta hu ki yaha par faltu ki bate na kare,ar agar karni he.
To pagal khane me aakar kare.hehehe *
sabaah 6.08.08 - 10:06pm
Ye crckt walay b jail ki hawa kha rahay hai kya. tum he batao kya yaha bolna maana hai *
0shabi0 7.08.08 - 03:33am
Malang geeeee
pp ko pakro wo mera joke lay k bhag gaya 
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pp bhai joke acha nahi laga ya koi prob thi us may plz tell thanx *
