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Subject: MastGupShup Police Station !!!
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pakpress 7.08.08 - 11:33am
kisi ki itni jurrat k wo tum ko bolne se mana kare ... amir ne to tumhe pagal khane ka visit card diya hay jab ziada bolne ka dil kare to wahan chale ana :P // Shabi jee ye ap mujhe se ziada bahter samajte hein k wo joke kesa tha .. joke quality bhi koi cheaz hoti hay yaar .. :P *
0shabi0 7.08.08 - 04:57pm
Salam Malang g,
aj tu bht jaldi pakar lay pp ko 
thek kaha tha ap k sipahi rehan nay paisa phek tamasha dekh ,sipahi g malang g ka hisa pohcha daina unhe pehle ki tarha khud na kha jana sb 
ok pp ab naya lo or batao kaisa hai hahaha *
sabaah 7.08.08 - 08:16pm pir thek hai.main police station ko he pagal khana bana doo ge lolz aur ek stdnt mera bhaga hua hai uski gumshudgi ki report likwani hai.jaha b milay usay pakar ker jail main dal doo lolz uski id cricket20 hai. *
crickt20 8.08.08 - 02:39am
Sabah mam,me aa gaya ...me aa gaya...
ar me to yaha dekhne aata hu k yaha lady sipahan kaun banegi.hehe *
pakpress 8.08.08 - 08:35am aray wo gumshuda kahan hein .. jab b apne us farmanbardar studnt se milne ka dil kare .. to mental hospital k bed no 420 pe ajana .. wo sahib wahin tashreef rakhte hein :p
Amir bhai befikar raho hum is police station k leay imported lady sipahi la kar bharti karein ge :p *
sabaah 8.08.08 - 01:34pm wahan nai ja sakti tum to pata he hai.aur hawaldar b gaib hai koi haal nai hai thane ka tumhare . *
pakpress 8.08.08 - 06:58pm mujhe nahi pata .. tum batao na .. kyu nahi ja sakti lolz :) tum bolo to hawaldar ka demotion kar k jail mein band kar dun 
.. *
sabaah 9.08.08 - 07:53am daramay kam kero tumhe he to pata hai lolz dukh sukh tum say he to share kie thay lolz aur ankhain khol k dakho to sub pata chal jae ga. *
kashish8 9.08.08 - 09:27am
lolz sabaah. .pakpress closed eyes se v sb kch dekh sakta he . . . *
pakpress 9.08.08 - 11:59am ajj kal hawaldar bohat mushkil se milte hein .. lagta hay tum mere hawaldar ko bhaga k choro gi :p sab janta ho .. ek ek baat janta hon .. pol kholun kia /// Kashish g ap ne bilkul drust farmayaa :) *
kashish8 9.08.08 - 03:15pm
me kb galat farmati hu? 
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sabaah 9.08.08 - 03:31pm woh to mujhe pata tha k tum sub jante ho lolz nai khawaldar to kabi nazar nai ata bhagay ga kahan lolz. *
kashish8 9.08.08 - 03:33pm
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sabaah 9.08.08 - 03:34pm
Thx 4 da info lolz kashish *
sabaah 9.08.08 - 03:40pm attendence walay topic main reply post nai ho rai . *
kashish8 9.08.08 - 03:58pm
U welcome sabaah. . . Kahi or attendance post krlo. . .hm ye temporary prblm dur kr k tmhari attendance. . Rite topic me transfer krwadenge. *
crickt20 9.08.08 - 06:47pm
Pata nai en larkio ko aur koi topic milta q nai he.jab b,jahan b milti he to bas..muje ye prblm .wo problm..,paka diya he yar pp.ek to ye mam pehle class shuru nai kar rahi ti,ab me haar kar beth gaya to meri gumsuda report likhwa di......! me to yahi rehta hu.24 hrs,365 din... *
sabaah 9.08.08 - 09:07pm ab tum kaha laapata ho gay tumhari gumshudgi ki report kis ko likhwao . *
sabaah 9.08.08 - 09:09pm police station main prblms lay k he to aagay sub *
kashish8 10.08.08 - 01:23am
amir bhai. . .boht dino se danda nahi khaya. . Is liye kch v keh rahe ho. . Lolz 
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tariqali 10.08.08 - 01:25am
Bale bale .heweldr shab to bag he han.yar koi police wali la kar ayo ab waze nahi a reha jeal me.
.aik chers ka cheter be le ane khali smoke ka maze nai ate .
.aik Black label vicky ke botel bi..PP Thinedar ji.pase mil jaye ge.oye cricket jaan .apun ka bil thinedar ko de dene.jail se bher aa kar mere se le lena ya *
pakpress 10.08.08 - 10:37am uf ye nobat agie hai k mje dhundne k leay ab tmhe rapat likhwani pare gi :p *
tariqali 10.08.08 - 11:27am
PP Thinedar ji ye crickt ke report meri tarf likho .wo kye ha ke ye aij kal mere sath pak room taesh khelne nahi atr ap hawldar ko bol kar mere room me baje.jaan ke sath taesh khele bager din nahi ghuzrta 
.kaam hone ke bad pase ap ko mil jaye ge.
.wa wait kar reha hu nahi to ap ko metoel karwe ke koi haweldar lagwe do ga.I.G.apni jan pechen ke ham. *
sabaah 10.08.08 - 11:42am jb gaib raho gay to report to darj kerwane pari ge he *
sabaah 10.08.08 - 11:45am
Tariq meri mano to police station pay qabza ker lo lolz *
pakpress 10.08.08 - 12:03pm qabza krne ka ayse bol rahi ho jese ye police station nai koi paros ki murgi hai itna asan kam nai hai :p *
pakpress 10.08.08 - 12:06pm
bhai kia sb k samne paison ki batein kar rahe ho:p paison k mamle mein police wale pahle hi bdnam hein:) *
tariqali 10.08.08 - 02:12pm
Haweldar 2 bag geya ha ab thinedar ha wo bi bag gayea ga jab koi police station nahi aye ga.bhoke mare ge uper se bolte han pasoe ka name na lo.ma q kha ma kha police se pange lo uper se phele he mafror huaik bar paker ke la ge the avi tak dare nahi ja reha ye nahi dekhte kidre marne ha
....pakistan police zindbaad. *
tariqali 10.08.08 - 02:17pm
Tention lene ka nahi.pp thinedar ji.:(....ma hu na. *
0rehaan0 11.08.08 - 02:26am
Sipahi rehan reporting sir,tariq jail me band kar diya gaya sir.sabhi gumsuda bando ki pehchan mujhe mil gayi he,24 hrs me aapke samne honge.over n out.
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sabaah 11.08.08 - 11:28amsara app kay samnay hoo gay sir lakin sapahi khud gaib hoo gaa lolzzzz *
pakpress 11.08.08 - 11:46am sipahi ghaieb ho ga to saray samne honge na :p ye police walon ki batein hein ziada tank jhaank ki na to tumhe v jail ki taza hawa khani paray gi lolz :P *
pakpress 11.08.08 - 11:48am
rehan bro bohat khatarnaak mujrim tum ne jail mein banda kar diya :o tum ruko mein avi ata hun 
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crickt20 11.08.08 - 12:06pm
Itna khatarnak mujrim he kya? jisko dekhkar pp ko lag gae.hehe *
tariqali 11.08.08 - 01:04pm
..Koi ha Jo meri In pagel Police walo se Zament karwe ..na kar sakte hu Na 
Kar sakte hu uper se..Daal Roti Ye bi nahi sochte ke ais ko chicken la kar de den ..Mere Samne Beth ka Khate ha dono..
...Dil karte ha kash ma ..Police me hote to in ko ...Roti bi nahi deta ...Up se Marne ke Time dono Masterd oil ke Malsh kar ke ate ha 
...Jase in ko koi aur kaam nahi ha...
..Koi ha koi ha ALLAH ka Banda...Meri Help kare........Karo lo Ayeshi ...sunday ko Rat ke 10..pm..Par Police station ke shate Tor kar Bag gayo ha.......Phir tum dono jayo ge..i.g..ke pass jo Phele he tum dono ke Khalef ha...Chalo Bacho....Sunday Rat..10..pm.....Yaad Rekhna.....Dhemki na Samjna ..... *
pakpress 12.08.08 - 11:37am tariq bhai tumhari zamanat nahi ho sakti :P kyu k tumhe bina case k andar band kia hai :) daal roti k sath or b to bohat kuch khane ko milta hai bhool ge kia chappal kabab , juute ka shorba *
sabaah 12.08.08 - 11:17pm mujhe jail main band kero gae ulta tum chaki pestay nazar ao gay selaho k pechay .panga mat lay mujhe say -lol- *
crickt20 13.08.08 - 09:15am
PP,mastgup k 500 membrs ho gae he.congrate! *
pakpress 14.08.08 - 08:37am
congratz amir ... abhi tak mein 5000 se v ziada ppl ko invite kar chuka hun or un mien se 500 ayein hein abhi tak ... dil to karna hai jin jin ko itne pyar se invitation diya unhe kaan se pakar k joote lagata hua yahan le aoun :P *
pakpress 15.08.08 - 11:33am dhamki dene ka baad soch rahi ho ye kaam tumhe pahle karna chahyeay tha lolz :p dar to nahi gaye *
sabaah 16.08.08 - 12:14am darr gae hun.. *
pakpress 16.08.08 - 07:41am police wale asli hon ya naqli .. bare bare dar jate hein Police Naam Hi Kafi Hai *
mshan786 16.08.08 - 02:38pm
Pahle meri N.I.C kato mare sath buht zulm howa plz polec baji help me mera ye masla he k mein aj hi online howa hon shairy bheje ghazl bheje topec be banaya lekn kisi ne khatir kha jawab nai dia why akhr kio mein jarha hon ab kabhi is sit p nahi aonga warna mere sath insaaf kia jay *
sabaah 16.08.08 - 09:51pm ye moo aur masor ki dal lolz *
mshan786 17.08.08 - 03:06am
is mun p mut jao warna pachtana parega *
mshan786 17.08.08 - 07:59am
Khoda pahaar or nikla CHOUHA@SAB *
crickt20 17.08.08 - 08:03am
Hmmmm!mashan....police station me dhamki? lagta he sitare gardish me chal rahe he tumhre.hehe *
mshan786 17.08.08 - 08:11am
Shukar hai kisi ne to bat ki A MARE MALIK TERA IHSAN KOI TO HUMAIN SUMJHA *
pakpress 17.08.08 - 08:40am 
mshan ap ki haath ki lakeerein kah rahi hein k ap ki kismat mein v jail jana likha hai .. ek haath do or ek haath lo wala chakkar yahan nahi chalta :P *
mshan786 17.08.08 - 08:47am
Yar esi dua to na do yar 10th imtihan to don *
