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Subject: ** Pakau...Channel **!! 3 !!
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romeio.1 20.01.09 - 04:10am
dosto, apne pakau chanel me itna pakaya, itna pakaya, ki ye 2 stage paar kar chuka he. Aaj se teesra part start ho gaya.. Agar isi tarah pakara chalta raha to aur kitne stage paar honge, nhi malum. To aaiye ham start karte hain pakana. *
romeio.1 20.01.09 - 04:17am
trophy.. Har part ke best pakau ko sammaan ke taur par ek trophy di jaygi. Best pakau of this part bol ke. *
romeio.1 20.01.09 - 04:17am
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romeio.1 20.01.09 - 04:18am
And the part 2 award goes to...vicky...
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romeio.1 20.01.09 - 04:19am
This for part 3 winner...
..
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vicky12 20.01.09 - 04:46am
Collector k liye IAS padho
Lawyer k liye LLB padho
Doctor k liye MBBS padho
Aur dimaag kharab karna hai to PAKAU CHANNAL padho!
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 04:50am
Boy-Dear,Look into my eyes
What U c?
Tell honestly
Girl-True Love
Boy-O bewkuf !Is tarah nhi,Machar nazar nhi aaya kya?
Jaldi nikal !
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 04:55am
SANTA Ghar Ka Drwaza Ukhad K Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pocha:Oye Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Tala Khulwane
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vicky12 20.01.09 - 04:59am
Police wala:Tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya
Hajoor wo hi bar bar chilla rahi thi
PAPPI ta le lo
PAPPI ta le lo..! *
vicky12 20.01.09 - 05:02am
Washing Pwder Nirma
Washin pwdr Nirma
Dudh c Safedi Nirma s Aye
Rangin Kapda
B Khil-2 Jae
AAP Ko Kuch b Bhejo Pdte zrur Hwo b TONE k satH
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 05:06am
kisiko PHUL to kisiko PHULHAR mile
kisiko DIL to kisiko DILDAR mile
aur jo ye msg na padhe
use ladkiko apne boyfriend se Bhai jesa PYAR mile.
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 05:10am
2pyaj
3lahsun
5gm jeera
3kali mirch
2spoon namak
4spoon oil
1cup watr
Or thoda sa hra dhaniya
Pta h hm kya bna rahe h?
Apko bewkuf.
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 05:16am
Hum bhi aap k liye
TAJMAHAL banayenge
Gaur kijiye
Hum bhi aap k liye TAJMAHAL banayenge
1 cup khud piyenge aur
1 cup aap ko pilaenge.
*
vicky12 20.01.09 - 05:26am
Aap
Lovely Ho-95%
funney Ho-96%
Sweet Ho-97
bautiful Ho-98%
Stylish Ho-99%
Aur!Me Fekne Me Expert Hoon-100%
*
shriya8 20.01.09 - 02:12pm
Hahahaha.this one ws gud! *
vicky12 20.01.09 - 02:26pm
Shriyaji.......
Chalo thik he, kuchh to pasand aaya. *
vicky12 21.01.09 - 07:38am
Ek pagal doosre pagal se:Yaar light chali gayi.
2nd pagal:To fan chala do!
1st pagal: Pagal ho kya?
Mombatti bujh nahi jayegi? *
zeeenat 21.01.09 - 07:43am
to mat jalao mombatti, andhere me fan ki hawa he kha lo 
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crickt20 21.01.09 - 12:54pm
TEACHER: Vicky, go to the map and find INDIA.
VICKY : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered India?
CLASS : Vicky!
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crickt20 21.01.09 - 01:10pm
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?
Girl reply: Main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho. *
crickt20 21.01.09 - 01:12pm
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de. *
crickt20 21.01.09 - 01:14pm
Rabri : Ka karat ho?
Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
*
romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:13pm
F R I E N D S H I P
,;**;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:16pm
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:17pm
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:18pm
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:18pm
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
*
romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:26pm
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?
Husband:
Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:27pm
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:28pm
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:29pm
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:30pm
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:31pm
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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romeio.1 21.01.09 - 02:36pm
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire
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romeio.1 23.01.09 - 03:45pm
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,To the only boy I ever loved!
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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romeio.1 23.01.09 - 03:47pm
Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
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romeio.1 23.01.09 - 03:48pm
How will a rat purpose a cat??
?
..??
?
Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..
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romeio.1 26.01.09 - 05:54am
I
LOVE
U
Ye msg kisi 10Ladki ko bhejo or jito najdiki police stn ki trip. wo b laxaris
JEEPme Khana, pina, rehna Free. Uper Se Body Msg Extra.... *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:01am
Lyf is lyk a novel
full of Suspense
U dnt knw wats gonna happen
until u turn nxt page
I wish dat u alwys get at least 1happy note on every new page... *
megha99 26.01.09 - 06:02am
billo rani...jaan de du.. ... *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:03am
Behind every successful student, there is 1 girlfriend
But
What about a failed student ?
A Beautiful Teacher.. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:09am
Thoghts r many n words r few, but I m always there 4 u,when things go wrong dont turn blue,just make me s call & say,'I AM IN TROUBLE WHERE ARE YOU? *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:15am
Yaro Ki Yarri Satayegi
Aakhir Me hmari Yaad Aayegi
Us Din Kadar Karoge Mere SMS ki
Jis Din Ye SMS service band ho jayegi.. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:17am
Agar Manzil Ko Pana H
To Hosla Sath Rakhna.
Agar Pyar Pana H To
Aetbar Sath Rakhna.
Agar Hamesha Muskrana H
To DAANT Saaf Rakhna.. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:23am
Bina DIL K PYAAR nahi milta
bina SACCHAYI KBHAROSAnahi milta,
Kuch toh ACCHAYIhum meinZARURhogi, varna aap jaisaDOSThume na milta. *
pranilll 26.01.09 - 06:30am
kya re pakau! maine bheje hue sms likta hai, bhag abhi pitai! 
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zeeenat 26.01.09 - 06:34am
akele akele paka raha he
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romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:35am
Tere SMS last 6 months mein tere sirf 10sms aaye hai aur...Last sms tune 26/10/o8 ko bheja tha.....
PRANILL *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:37am
Sacche dost ki 3 nishaniya
1)Kameene kabhi phone nahi karenge
2)Jaleel has has kar sms padhenge
3)Kitni b bezzati ho jaye besharam msg pura padhkar rahenge. *
zeeenat 26.01.09 - 06:39am
lol, yaha teesra chanel chal raha he pakau ka.
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pranilll 26.01.09 - 06:39am
ab kuch yad aya! sale 2 kaunse zamane me he be! *
