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Subject: ** Pakau...Channel **!! 3 !!
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vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:17pm
Whats difference between a
man jumping from 1st floor and
a man jumping from10th
floor?............ Former goes Dhaap
AAAAAaaaaaaaaa.
Later goes
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dhaap.
Tum konse floor se giri zee?
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 01:19pm
ground floor se,, sirf dhaaap.. isliye wapas khadi ho gayi. *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:20pm
Once Jusone and Justwo where
on there way to the jungle and
suddenly a tigers jumps infront
of them, the tiger smell's Jusone
and does not eat him but he
eats Justwo with pleasure.... Now tell me why???
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 01:23pm
bahut paka raha he,,, ruk jara ,, ek msg me mein pakati hu ab. *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:26pm
achchha hua ground floor se he giri.. Agar 10 floorse girti to ground par wapis nahi aati...:P *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:29pm
Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home
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why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 01:30pm
ek paan wale aur sardar me dosti thi.
ek din paan wale ne kaha yar mene suna he 12 baje k aas paas tumlogo ka dimag kharab ho jata he. kya ye sach he?
sardar- bilkul galat,, dekh abhi 12 baj rahe hain,, tu check kar mere ko.
paanwale ne kuch der socha aur poocha-
ye bata
Mere baap ke do bete, ek london me to dusra kahan?
sardar soch me pad gaya.. kaafi der tak jawab nahi soojha to bola - yar tu he bata,..
panwala bola- simple he yar.. mere baap ke 2 bete... ek london me to dusra mein hua ...
sardar--- oh haan re.
fir sardar ko ek idea 
soojha.
shaam ko wo apne mohalle me gaya aur waha ke saare sardaro ko park me ikattha kiya. Bola- mein tum sabse ek sawaal pooche ja raha hoon... dekte hain kon iska jawab deta he?
sardar- Mere baap ke 2 bete, ek london me to dusra kon?
an sab sardar soch me pad gaye.. sabke maate par tension dikhne laga.. kareeb ek ghanta ho gaya par koi jawab na de saka... akhir me haar maan ke sabne us sardar ko jawab dene ko kaha.
sardar bola- itna asaan sawaal, par koi jawab na de saka... arey bhaiyo,, mere baap ke 2 bete,,, ek london me to dusra paanwala hua ki nahi... *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:31pm
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
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why?
Because he became MAMU LEE! *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:34pm
santa and banta r discussing--
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santa----- if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!
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Banta----- with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee.
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 01:36pm
agar me 10th floor se girti to jameen par nahi aati,,, pucho kyu? kyoki mere paas perasuit hota. *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 01:49pm
Konsa parasute hai zeeee???
Wo parasute jiski botal par nariyal ki photu hoti hai
e se hair oil nikala jata hai
Jise khupadiya me lagake malish karnese khopdi garam hai hoti
Aur baal bhi majboot aur tikau ban jate hai.
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 01:52pm
arey wah,,, ye raaj to tumko malum he... aur mene socha ki sirf mujhe maluum he.... haan wahi para suit coconut oil,,, 50 ml wali plastic ki bottle,, jisko sath rakhkar aap kahi se bhi kood sakte hain,,, aur apko kuch nahi hoga... *
1piyush1 28.02.11 - 02:12pm
kya bol rahi o yaar kahi se v ..........mai to mount avrest se koodunga tavi mujhe kuch nai oga ? zeee
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zeeenat 28.02.11 - 02:47pm
punch line to mene likhi he nahi vicky and piyush. ab likhti hu.
WARNING : Apke koodne ki unchayi (height) 3 feet se jyada na ho. *
vicky12 28.02.11 - 02:59pm
zeeeee,,, ye note likhne me tumne der kar di...
Pahele likh deti to mera ye haal na hota.
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miraan 1.03.11 - 01:51am
yeh kya haal bana rakha hai vicky bhai *
zeeenat 1.03.11 - 06:04am
kuch lete kyu nahi.... coldrin li ? *
vicky12 1.03.11 - 06:24am
Coldrin syrup liya,,, lekin.... 
kuchh nahi hua...:(
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zeeenat 1.03.11 - 06:26am
chot lagne par coldrin li jaati he? wo to sardi khanshi me use hoti he. 
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vicky12 1.03.11 - 06:48am
Mujhe kya pata? Mai doctor thode hi hu? *
tml_girl 2.03.11 - 02:36am
.. VIKY ANNA.. ?!
NEXT TIYM ESA JUMP KARNE KO HOTI.. TO FIRST, PENT KE UPAR KACHHI PENTI.. GALE ME BEDSIT BANDTI.. FIR SUPER MAN KA NAAM LEKE JUMP KRTI.. KOY PROBLIM NAY HOTI.. 
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brat2621 2.03.11 - 03:01am
Upar wali kya bolti kuch samja main nahi aati :P *
brat2621 2.03.11 - 03:02am
A guy is travelling in a deluxe car in d desert
He wants to have a bath but he has no soap n der is no water
Wat does he do?
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He will integrate his 'd.lux' car to get 'lux + c'. Using lux (soap) he will bathe in d 'c'(sea)
Can u murder Maths more than dis !!?? :-D:-:p.. *
brat2621 2.03.11 - 03:03am
Teacher To Student-
Tumhe 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' Film Se Kya Shikh Mili?
Student-
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Agar Mehnat Karo To Shadi-Shuda Ladki Bhi Pat Sakti Hai B-) :-P *
brat2621 2.03.11 - 03:05am
Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,Tamil therima?? [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,Hindi - tera baap!!! *
vicky12 2.03.11 - 03:33am
brat *
vicky12 2.03.11 - 03:37am
TG AKKA,,, I KE JUMP KARNEKA KOI SHOK NAY HOTI. E TO ZEEE KE BAKWAS KA NATEEJA HOTI..!:p
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vicky12 5.03.11 - 04:43am
Hanuman ji: Bhole nath ab m dharti pr nhi reh sakta.
Shiv ji : q?
Hanuman ji: pahele log let k matha tekte the,
fir thoda sa jhuk ke tekne lage,
me fir b khush tha,lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gya hai.
aj mandir me 1 ladki ayi aur hath hila kr boli
HI, HANU
wats up?
Aise Muh q fula rakha hai...
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tml_girl 8.01.14 - 01:40pm
Vhen Som1 Toches U & U Not Fil It..
It Is.. IGNORANS..!
Vhen Som1 Toches U & U Fil It..
It Is.. LOV.. !
But Nobodi Toches U & U Fil It..
Then It Is..
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KUJLI.. 
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0.pari.0 10.01.14 - 11:59am
How Wives Fight With Husbands Of Diffrent Professions..
Pilot's Wife : Dimag Udd Gaya Hai Kya..?!
Teacher's Wife : Mujhe Mat Sikhao..!
Doctor's Wife : Dimag Ka Operation Kara Ke Aaye Ho Kya..?!
Painter's Wife : Thobda Rang Dungi..!
Dhobi's Wife : Dhulna Hai Kya..?!
Actor's Wife : Natak Bandh Karo Apna..!
Dentist's Wife : Saare Daant Tod Dungi..!
CA's Wife : Hisaab Me Raho..!
Engineer's Wife : Jyada Systems Mat Sikhao.. Nahi To Saare Spare Parts Dhile Kar Dungi..!
Architect's Wife : Sidhe Raho.. Nahi To Dhanche Ka Design Change Kar Dungi..!
Marketing / Sales Man's Wife : Jyada Bole To.. OLX Par Bech Dungi..!! 
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vicky12 11.01.14 - 04:19am
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0.pari.0 11.01.14 - 07:02am
kaha bhag rahe ho bro.. bata kar to jaaiye aap ko humari bhabhiji kis tarh dantti hai.. :p
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vicky12 12.01.14 - 03:41am
Ye dangerous tareeka hai aapki bhabi ji ka
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0.pari.0 12.01.14 - 11:32am
HeHe Bro.. lekin bhabhiji aap ko pyaar bhi to utna hi karti haina..
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0.pari.0 13.01.14 - 07:14am
Santa : Ye Bata.. Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai..?!
Banta : Kar Di Na Paagalo Wali Baat.. 
Duniya Me 1 Hi To Desh Hai.. INDIA
Baaki Sab To..
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Videsh Hai.. !!
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tml_girl 3.02.14 - 01:10pm
Doctor : ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai..?!
Patient : Doctor sahb.. tabiyat pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai..!
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya..?!
Patient : nahi doctor saheb.. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi..!
Doctor : arey.. mere kahne ka matlab hai ke.. dawai le li thi kya..?!
Patient : ji.. aapne dawai de di thi aur.. maine dawai le li thi..!
Doctor : abe.. dawai pili thi kya..?!
Patient : oho.. nahi doctor sahb.. dawai to laal thi..!
Doctor : abe GADHE.. dawai ko piliya tha kya..?!
Patient : nahi Doctor.. piliya to mujhe tha..!
Doctor : abe teri to.. dawai ko muh se lagakar pet me dala tha ke nahi..?!
Patient : nahi Doctor sahb..!
Doctor : kyu..?!
Patient : kyu ke shishi ka dhakkan band tha..!
Doctor : teri to sale.. to dhakkan khola kyu nahi..?!
Patient : Sahb.. aap ne hi to kaha tha ke.. shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna..!
Doctor : tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta..!
Patient : accha Doctor sahb.. ye to bata do ke.. mai thik kaise hounga..?!
Doctor : Abe teri... !!
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vicky12 4.02.14 - 04:00am ye tg akka kitna pakati hai..
dadi zee ke jaane ke baad lagata hai inhone pakane ka theka le rakha hai. 
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tml_girl 4.02.14 - 01:17pm
@ Vicky Anna.. whot..? i ko.. kisi ko befizul pakane ne ki adat bilkul hi ni hai.. sachhi.. aap hi dekhiye.. i hamesha kitni samazdari ki.. aur kitni important baat karti hu..
Suno.. Suno..
Dhyan Se Suno..
Ek Zaruri Baat..
Delhi Ke..
Indira Gnadhi
International
Airport Par..
Air India Ki..
London Jaane Wali..
Flight No. 0987 ke..
Plane Ke..
Ecconomy Class Ki..
Seat No. 38 Par..
Baithe Hue Passanger
Ke..
Saath Khadi Air Hostess
Ke..
Boy Friend Ke..
Ghar Ke..
Bed Room Ke..
Attach Bathrum Ki..
Right Side Wali Window
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Saath Wali Gali Ke..
Pahele Mod Par..
Jo School Hai..
Us School ke..
7th Std Ke..
'B' Divison Ki..
Class Teacher Ke..
Table Ke..
Saamne Wali Row Ke..
3rd Bench Par..
Baithe Hue Student Ki..
Bag Me Rakhi Hui..
Hindi Ki Book Ke..
4th Lesson Ke..
2nd Page Par..
1st Peragraph Ki..
3rd Line Me..
Likha Hai.. Ke..
KISI KO FIZUL ME..
PAKANA BURI AADAT HAI.. !!
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vicky12 6.02.14 - 04:00am
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tml_girl 10.02.14 - 10:59am
Feb 7.. Rose Day
Rs. 20.. For Red Rose..!
Feb 8.. Propose Day
Rs.. 100.. For.. Card + Icecream..!
Feb 9.. Chocolate Day
Rs. 250.. Can't Give Less Price Chocolate..!
Feb 10.. Teddy Day
Rs. 700.. Thats The Lowest Prize..!
Feb 11.. Promise Day
Rs. 130.. Again Few Food Expense..!
Feb 12.. Hug Day
Rs. 250.. You Have To Hug After Applying Deo..!
Feb 13.. Kiss Day
Rs. 150.. For Spray Mint.. Before Kissing..!
Feb 14.. Valentine Day
Rs. 2000.. You Can't Handle Lesser Than This Amount..!
CONGRATULATIONS.. !
Married Couples..
You Are Going To Save Nearly Rs. 3600.. In This Week..!!
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tml_girl 10.02.14 - 11:23am
@ Vicky Anna..
not get much eksited n heppi.. on saving Rs. 3600.. i n anni hev olredi planed a piknik on this veekend.. so, be redi.. :p
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tml_girl 16.02.14 - 11:51am
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A new Metal Added To The Chemistry..
Name : Wife.. !
Symbol : BV.. !
Atomic Weight : Light Weight When First Found.. Tends To Get Heavier Over The Years With Time.. !
Physical Properties : Boils At Any Time.. Can Freeze At Any Time.. Melts If Treated With Love & Care.. Very Bitter If Mishandled.. !
Chemical Properties : Very Reactive.. Highly Unstable.. Possess Strong Affinity For Gold.. Diamond.. Platinum.. Credit Cards.. And Cheque Books.. Money Reducing Agent.. !
Occurrence : Mostly Found In Ftont Of The Mirror.. !!
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vicky12 16.02.14 - 01:07pm TG AKKA
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tml_girl 21.02.14 - 03:29am
A Couple Watching An IPL Cricket Match On The TV Together.. After Five Minutes..
Wife : Is That Bret Lee.. ?!
Husband : No.. He is Chris Gayle.. Bret Lee Is The Bowler.. !
Wife : Bret Lee Is Smart He Should Be In The Movies.. Like His Brother.. !
Husband : He Does Not Have An Actor Brother.. !
Wife : What About Bruce Lee.. ?!
Husband : No.. No.. Bret Lee Is An Australian.. !
Wife : Ok.. Look.. Another Wicket In Just Two Minutes.. !
Husband : No.. It Is Called An Action Replay.. !
Wife : Looks Like India Is Going To Win This one.. !
Husband : It Is Not India.. It Is Bangalore Vs Kolkatta.. !
Wife : Why Is The Umpire Calling For A Helicopter.. ?!
Husband : He Is Not Calling For A Helicopter.. It's A Free Hit.. !
Wife : Did The Spectators Not Pay For The Tickets..? Why Is It A Free Hit.. ?!
Wife : Now Whom Is He Saying HI To.. ?!
Husband : He Is Signalling A Bye.. !
Wife : Why Is He Saying Bye.. Is The Game over.. ?!
Wife : How Many Runs Needed To Win.. ?!
Husband : 72 Runs.. In 36 Balls.. !
Wife : Ah.. That Is Easy.. Just 2 Runs In 1 Ball.. !
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Husband Turns Off The TV..
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Wife Turns It On.. And Watches.. Saraswasti Chandra..
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Husband : Who Is This Saraswati Cahndra.. ?!
Wife : Dont You Dare Disturb Me.. ! 
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vicky12 21.02.14 - 03:44am
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tml_girl 3.03.14 - 08:59am
Qustn : What Is The Truest Deffination Of Globalisation.. ?!
Answr : Princess Diana's Death.. !
Qustn : What..? How.. ?!
Answr :
An English Princess..
With An Egyptian Boy Friend..
Crashesh In A French Tunnel..
Driving A German Car..
With A Dutch Engine..
Driven By A Belgian..
Who Was Drunk Of Scottish Whisky..
Followed Closely By Italian Paparazzis..
In Japanese Motorcycles..
Treated By An American Doctor..
Using Brazilian Medicines..
And Moreover..
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This Is Sent To You.. By An INDIAN..
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Using American (Steve Job's) Technolpgy..
And You Are Probably Reading This On Your.. iPhone.. Or Samsung.. Or Bleckberry..
That Using Tiwanese Chips..
And A Korian Screen..
Assembled By Bangladeshi Workers..
In A Singapore Plant..
Transported By Pakistani Lorry Drivers..
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Don't It Seems.. A True Defination Of Globalisation.. !!
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don360 3.03.14 - 09:13am
Romero bhai kya haal hai *
brat2621 4.03.14 - 02:24pm
Heloo don bhai sab mast ekdum ap batao *
don360 4.03.14 - 05:30pm
Brat2621 r u remeio? f9 Bro. Or kya chaal raha hai. *
vicky12 14.03.14 - 10:28am
Garmi aa chuki hai.
Apna khayal rakhna.
Paani jyada pina
Khana kam khana.
Aur sabse jarrori baat ke
Sir ko dhoop se bachana
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Kyuki bhuse me aag jaldi lagati hai..:P
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