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Subject: ** Pakau...Channel **!! 3 !!
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zeeenat 26.01.09 - 06:43am
wese aajkal vicky kam paka raha he,, uske paas bhi solid collection he. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:43am
My sms r just like 'RAIN'
1 day it will increase
1 day it will Decrease
1 day it will Disappear
but nvr diesAnytime it will comeback.... *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:44am
ZEEENAT.....
VICKY.. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 06:46am
Dosti ke Rishte kanch k bane hote hain tutne par chubte he,
hateli par sambhalkar rakhna inhe,
kyon ki ye Tutne me PAL aur Jodne mein BARSO le lete hain!. *
romeio.1 26.01.09 - 07:03am
PRANILLL your last 2 msg has been deleted ... And to all Members I request don't post any msg related to country...!!THANKYOU *
vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:39am
Hum hum he
pyar nhi kate fir b ankhe nam he
supply kam hone se golgappo me aalu kam he
Romeio is se bakwas msg bhejo agar ap me dum he
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:42am
Santa aur Banta ne Zindgi me pehli baar Riksha dekha.
Santa:Dekho kitna chhota Taanga.
Banta:Haan aur Godha to dekho aadmi jaisa lagta he
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:47am
Arz Kiya He
Mathey Pe Lahu Sir Pe Rait.
Wah! Wah!
Mathe Pe Lahu Sir Par Rait.
Wah! Wah!
Kyu Ki Romeioko Ladki Ne Phool Mara Gamle Samait
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:50am
7 Chatai pe 7 SAdhu baithe the,
1 bhakt ne sabse bade Sadhu se pucha-
Baba ladkiya line nai deti,kya karu?
Sadhu(Chote sadhu se)
1Chatai aur La
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:53am
RELIANCE ka palang
BSNL ka bed
AIRTEL ka takiya
TATA ki rajai uske ander Aap Aur
VODAFONE ka kutta
What an IDEA sir ji.;)
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 03:58am
1-u r a nice person
2-Line1is true
3-Line2is false if Line1is true
4-Both2&3r correct
5-Line4is wrong
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keep on tinking.
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:00am
Maine poocha chand se...
Ki dekha hai koi..
Mere yaar sa haseen...
Chand ne kaha..
Dimag mat kha sale itne upar se kuch dikhta hi nhi..
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:03am
Bagon me phool khilte rahenge,
raat me deepjlte rahenge,
khuda AAPKO sari khushiya dede
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bakiTAKLEEF to Ham dete hi rahenge
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:07am
Ek kabristan me 1 bhayank bhoot ko dekh k sab bhag rhe the.
Par mai nai bhaga...
Pata hai Q?
Q k maine apko pahchan liya tha
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:09am
santa was walking thru d forest n saw snake hanging on d tree
santa said: sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi
mummy ko bolo complain pilaye
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:14am
my childhood history:i kicked on lion's face,
pull tiger's tail,
broke cheeta's leg,
throwd elephents.
den
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toyshop owner kickd me.
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:19am
Tip 2 reduce ur weight:
1st turn ur head 2 d right n den turn it left
Keep repeating d exercise evrytym wen u r Offered
Sumthng 2 eat.
chocolates khaoge?
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:23am
U r d biggest fool on
earth
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho? :-)
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:26am
Honey said-I'm d sweetest in d world
God laughed & said,
wait, u've not met d Prsn reading dis Msg
Moral-Even God lies;-)
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:32am
Vicky=Mene SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Romeio=That's Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Vicky=Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number..
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:35am
Ladkiko Propose Karne Ka Sher:
Kutta Mar Gya Rajai Me
Me Pagal Ho Gya Teri Judai Me
Hathi Nadi Me Beh Nhi Sakta
Apun Tere Bina Rah Nhi Sakta
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:40am
Ek Ladki Thi
DiwaniSi,
SundarSi
LambiSi,
tumpe wo marti ti,
Nazre JukaKe Sharmake Galionse Guzra Krti Ti,
Or Kaha Krti Ti
Bartan Lelo Bartan
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vicky12 27.01.09 - 04:59am
Sochata hu agar mere pakau msg padhne k paise lagte to...
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To ab tak to aap log mere murder ki supari de chuke hote..
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 09:53am
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA..
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 09:53am
One day a man inserted
an adverti t in the
local classifieds: Wife wanted.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: You can have mine.
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 09:54am
A little kid asks his Dad,
Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?
No idea, replied the Father,
Im still paying for it
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 09:55am
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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zeeenat 29.01.09 - 09:57am
.......romeio..
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pranilll 29.01.09 - 10:01am
chal jaldi reply de! paka k rakh diya *
romeio.1 29.01.09 - 10:11am
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish youd ordered that..
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 10:14am
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 01:47pm
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Dont even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! Im not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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zeeenat 29.01.09 - 01:48pm
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 01:51pm
ZEEENAT....behosh kyu hogi..
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 02:16pm
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away!!
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 02:19pm
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 02:20pm
When a man holds a woman hands?
When a man holds a womans hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 02:21pm
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.
Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan
After Marriage Hes Like Hutch
Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.
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romeio.1 29.01.09 - 02:36pm
Friends should b like zero.
when u add,
they r same.
when u subtract,
they r same.
when u multiply,
they r same.
when u try to divide,
they become INFINITY.
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vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:34am
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo b*tton Dabao Aur aap zamin pe
safely land!
Custmer: Agar Parashut na khula to?
Banta:O G paise wapas *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:35am
Lady Patient: Dr Plz Cal My Husband Inside
Dr:Trust Me I Am Gentleman.
Lady:No Dr. Ur Nurse Is Sitting Outside & My Hband Is Not Gentleman *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:36am
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher:Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA:Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho. *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:37am
Dadaji- Putar Andar Se Mere Dant Le Aa
Putar- Par Dadaji Abhi Roti To Bani Nai
Dadaji- Are Nai Re!
Samne Wale Ki Dadima Ko SMILE Deni Hai. *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:37am
Wife:Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Ap Balcony me
kyu chale JateHo
Husband:Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu!!!! *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:37am
If Mobile Company Owner Suffer From LOOSE MOTION..
How Will Explain To Doctor??
Doctor,From Morning I Have Unlimited & Free Outgoing.. *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:38am
1 Bar Baap Ne Bete Ko
Bahut Mara
Gussa Hoke Beta
Kabristhan Me Baap Ka
Photo Le Gaya aur
Ped Pe Taang Dia
Niche Likha
Coming Soon *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:38am
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karoge?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- What is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ! *
sillyboy 30.01.09 - 09:39am
4 sardar ne
mil kar 1 taxi
kharidi
Lekin unko 1 bhi
passenger nahi
mila
Pata he kyu?
Kyu k
charo taxi me
baith k
passenger
dhundte the..
kaisa laga mera pakau joke *
vicky12 30.01.09 - 09:39am
Wife: If I die what'll you do?
Sardar: I may also die.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a
man !!!! *
pakibabe 30.01.09 - 09:40am
Hahaha... *
