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00moon7y 2.07.11 - 07:39am
Apki kundalh Ke Chupe Rajyog ke Barein Mein jane..Kab hoga Aaka Bhagya Uday Aur Kab Hogi Jivan Mein Dhan Varsha. JAANE PANDITJI SE BILKUL FREE ON ..:-
011-420420420 *
swtchoco 28.08.11 - 01:46pm
Good News :
Tonite all India..
BSNL to BSNL
AIRTEL to AIRTEL
IDEA to IDIA
VODAFONE to VODAFONE
AIRCEL to AIRCEL
TOTALLY FREE...!!!
for Missed calls only....!
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swtchoco 29.08.11 - 09:54am
HAAL-e-DIL me ek hasti hai jo JAAN hai meri,.
Jo aan se bhi badhkar SHAAN hai meri,.
Khuda hukum de to kardu SAJDA usko,.
Q ke woh koi aur nahi MAA hai meri.,. *
hotguy24 30.08.11 - 10:19am
Itni English To Mujhe Bhi Aati Hai
I Will Yaad You Very Zyada..
You Bhi Yaad Me Bohat Much..
You Are very Zyada Good Dost Of Me..
I Think I Am Bhi Achi Friend Of You..
So, Please Don't Bhoola Me..
Mein Also Kabhi Bhi Nahi Forget You..
Apni Care Rakhna..
How Lagi My ENGLISH...! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:31pm
A sweet demand by a kid..
A kid was beaten up by his MOM..
When DAD came & asked - What happened son?
Kid said - I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own Wife.. 
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swtchoco 31.08.11 - 02:01pm
An Awesome msg:-
When I got enough Confidence,
the stage was gone..
When I was sure of losing, I Won..
When I needed people the most,
they left me..
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on..
When I became busy,
I got friends..
When I mastered the skill of hating,
Somebody started Loving me..
After waiting for dawn I fell asleep,
and
the Sun came out..
Thats LIFE...!
Simply Unpredictable Facts...! *
hotguy24 7.10.11 - 04:54pm
When you run so fast to get somewhere,
you miss the fun of getting there,
Life is not a race,
so take it slower,
Hear the Music before the Song is Over.. *
0game1 18.10.11 - 08:47pm
Life gives answer in three ways.....
it says Yes & gives u what u want,
it says no and gives u something better,
it say wait and gives u the Best.. *
0game1 18.10.11 - 08:48pm
Har Ladki Ke Life Me 1 Esa Ladka Hota H Jise Wo Bhula Nhi Sakti
Aur
Har Ladke Ke Life Me 1 Esi Ladki Hoti H
Jise Wo Pa Nhi Skta.,
*
0game1 18.10.11 - 08:50pm
2 beautiful facts
1.The most affectionate person fights more than an enemy.
2.You easily melt lik b*tter whn the most lovable person says I M SORRY!
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0game1 18.10.11 - 08:52pm
At the age 24,he was a Bus Conductor.
-Rajnikanth
.
He dint even completed his University Education
-Bill Gates
.
The one who Served in Hotels.
-Oberai
.
In Childhood he Stiched Shoes.
-Abraham Lincon
.
He worked in a Petrol pump.
-Dhirubhai Ambani
.
Who Failed in 10 standard.
-Sachin Tendulkar
.
Education Drop out & Initially a Key-Board Player.
-A.R.Rahman
.
Try things u love to do.only study doesnt matters. Everybody is blessed with some skills. .
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0game1 18.10.11 - 08:55pm
Muskuraye Jab Wo To Saari Kaynat Hasa Karti Hai,
Pade Unke Kadam Jahan Wo Jagah Jannat Ho Jaya Karti Hai,
Dil Ke Saagar Ke Ehsaas Me Ek Lehar Utha Karti Hai..
Jab B Mudkr Dekh Le Wo To Zindgi Thama Krti Hai,Unke Har Kadmo Ki Aahat Per Rituyein Badla Karti Hai,
Jab Bhi Milti Hain Wo To Khushiyan Inayat Krti Hain,
Apni Dilkash Baaton Se Dil Ko Chhoo Liya Krti Hai,
Rab Hi Jaane Ye Kaise Justju Saath Mere Hua Krti Hai..Jitna Rehta Hun Dur Unse,Utna Hi Wo Paas Hua Krti Hain ! *
0game1 18.10.11 - 08:56pm
Its nt necessry 2 run alwyz behind peOple n shOw ur lOve,
Somtimes gv space fOr thm 2 realise ur wOrth n knOw hOw life feels witOut yOu *
miirfan 29.10.11 - 09:45pm
''Itni''English To Mujhe Bhi Aati Hai''
I will yaad you very ziyada.
You Bhi Yaad me Bahut much.
You are very Ziyada good Dost of me.
I think i am Bhi Acha friend of you.
So please don't Bhoolna me.
Main also kabhi bhi Nahin forget you.
Apni care Rakhna.
How Lagi my ENGLISH...yAs *
swtchoco 3.12.11 - 03:17pm
Satkarya Karna Vakai Kathin Hai,.
Kyoki
Taali Bajane K Liye Do Hatho Ki Jarur Hoti Hai,.
Jabki
Tamacha Marne K Liye Sirf Ek Hath Kafi Hai.,.! *
hotguy24 4.12.11 - 12:22pm
Beer + Water = LIVER FAIL,
Rum + Water = KIDNEY FAIL,
Whisky + Water = HEART FAIL..
STUDENT:
Iska matlab saala PAANI mein hi kuch locha hai...
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sethi4u2 4.12.11 - 02:45pm
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swtchoco 7.12.11 - 04:59pm
*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..
*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..
*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..
*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!
*
swtchoco 8.12.11 - 02:01am
What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
.
Think..
.
.
.
.
.
GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)
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swtchoco 14.12.11 - 05:11pm
kisi se koi cheez maango to
aise maango jaise apne baap ki thi,.
Aur
agar nahi b mili toh
konse apne baap ki thi.,.!!
*
swtchoco 18.12.11 - 04:48am
Beautiful lines 4 you:-)
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Next time
Ii'll send Beautiful circles 4 you:-)
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swtchoco 19.12.11 - 03:46pm
Heart Touching Story...
A Boy Loved a Girl..
but,
never proposed her..
1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m.,
he typed I LOVE YOU..
And sent it..
After a few seconds he got a message..
He decided to see it the next day and slept..
Next day he read the message and shocked..
It was written
.
.
.
Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10..
Message sending failed..:
Eheheh;);)
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suraj242 19.12.11 - 10:56pm
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge. *
swtchoco 21.12.11 - 03:50pm
Apni to zindagi hi ajeeb kahani hai,.
Jis cheez ko chaha wo hi begani hai,.
Haste hai duniya ko hasane k liye,.
warna duniya dub jaye in ankhon me etna pani hai.,.
*
swtchoco 25.12.11 - 11:31am
DAT'S THE REAL ATTITUDE
A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook..
Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??
Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan..!
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swtchoco 29.12.11 - 02:48pm
Please take this msg seriously...
A poor girl sakshi from jodhpur
is suffering from mental disorder..
Plz help her by sending your
Photo for Shock Treatment..: ):)
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swtchoco 5.01.12 - 05:16pm
Bahu: maa ji kal rat meri unse ladai ho gayi
Saas: koi bat nahi itna to har pati patni k bich hota he
Bahu: ji wo sab to thik he par ab
laash ka kya karu..? *
tauqueer 23.01.12 - 01:02pm
swtchoco gand kitne me dega ? *
swtchoco 1.02.12 - 03:30am
aj gand ka kya rate hai , puri raat chodwane ka rate ?
Why?[br *
swtchoco 4.02.12 - 03:57am
Above postings is not posted by me..
My ID was a problem and hacked at that time I reported in all groups..
To be frank I never posted like this anywhere and in any groups andI request any of the MOD or owner of this group to take proper action..
If you all not believing me then you can take any action on me and you all feel free to do it.. *
